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If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
(via yourenotheonlyonefalling)
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Realizing what a complete whore one of your friends have become since their significant other broke up with them. Like, stop. It’s getting to be ridiculous.
CHAT
Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member: Marry me.
Me: What?
Band Member: What?
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
BAD ASS THEME BY: FUCKYEAHADEK POWERED BY: TUMBLR


